If you’re going the first right, signal right before the roundabout. Going straight, signal when passing the first right. Going left, signal left before entering roundabout and switch to signal right when passing straight (or second right).

Cauldrons are so boring. There’s nothing to do. All you do is run to the end. There’s no point to exploring. There’s nothing to find.

I’ve had something like this collecting dust for a decade.

I’ve had something like this collecting dust for a decade.

This would be illegal in Norway.

Will it be another loot grinder?

I scored 10 or 11 (it depends on my blood sugar) out of those 12. Good thing I don’t work in an office, I guess.

So you met a tattoo artist with a grain of integrity, and you decide to shame him.

Bumblebees are some of the more important pollinators we have.

Float... to the... bottom...

Does that mean I can eat you, and then vomit you back up?

So what you want is a stereotypical queen that’s an insult to every gay dude out there, just so you can play on your misguided definition of a gay guy.
The black version of this is a black lady from the Bronx who goes “Oh no you didn’t. Hold my earrings and rings.”

I’ve been telling you this since the announced this shit. These are not made for normal people. They are made for Trumps.

Wait, they’re rebooting Pokemon? TV too?

The need of the baby outweighs the need of the mother. If the mother puts the child at risk, it is our duty to ensure that the child is protected. It is the meaning of our child protective laws and the meaning of life. We are here to further the species, nothing else.

That’s not really correct anymore, in these LED days. Plenty of newish cars use the same light fixture for brakes and turn signals, and you swap both red and yellow/amber when you need to.

THAT IS NOT CENTER!

What does “dragged” mean? Is it kinky?

“Hey, man, could I borrow a hundred bucks for a couple of days? I fucked up and now my wife is pissed, man.”

PASTA IS NOT FUCKING NOODLES.

That’s the thing, movies for 3D sucks. But movies made with 3D is good.