Guess where they put big box stores like Ikea... Or electrostores like Elkjøp (it’s like walmart for home appliances).

It is worth knowing that after putting this out there, the politicians said that you don’t need a car in Oslo because the public transportation is excellent in Oslo. The politicians promptly got in a car and drove off (this is not a joke, it actually happened).

The wine thing reminds me that I want to slaughter any and all waitors (waiters?) that screw the corkscrew all the way through the cork. Are you not aware that you’re ruining the wine by putting tiny bits of cork in it?
I’ve sent back wines worth several hundred dollars (complete loss for the establishment) because of…

Columbus day is a day the americans use to celebrate the rape, murder and slavery of native americans by an italian named Christopher Columbus.
They also claim this man discovered (by europians) northern America, despite the fact that findings show vikings settled on the continent several centuries before Columbus.

You need to try salsadip. Salsa + sour cream. It is heaven. It is where you go when you die.

What’s the blonde girls kissing clip from?

Honey used to be the standard coffee sweetener. Then came sugar. Then came that white stuff they call sweetener now.

Wrong. He’ll spend a year in prison.
Jail is where you go for pissing on a cop car. Prison is where you go for pissing on a cop. This guy pissed on a cop.

Any news on the next season of Knights of Sidonia (Sidonia no Kishi)?

I hate people who don’t know coke is a brand.

I want more trophies, and I want the online trophies to be seperated from the offline trophies. I have a few games ready for platinum, but they’ll never get that as the ones I lack are online.

I never use PS4/PC to charge my DS4. Just a normal adapter that came with a phone.

Gillan is a prime example that not everyone should shave their heads.

The PS3 has a Memstick Duo Pro slot?

Also lambs. (Most civilized countries have banned sheep meat, as they can easily get a certain disease I can’t remember the name of, that’s bad for you as a human)

I would totally deadpanly answer “yes” if someone asked me if the milk was from gay cows.

I laugh every time I extract a female prisoner. She sounds like she’s having the time of her life.

You get one in a mission before 20. Between 16 and 20, I think.

If I knew you then, you wouldn’t have been raised by your mother after that. That’s child endangerment.

You have a fucked up fetish.