Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

Collaging has never been so fun!

"Dear oh dear, I feel so bad for Nick Saban right now."

- nobody

Edge: For fuck's sake, guys. Make your consoles backward compatible.

"Excuse me, Mr. [Anonymous baseball writer], can you explain to me why you've submitted a ballot that simply has a hand drawn picture of a pig pooping on its own balls on it?"

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Pete Rose.

You're comparing apples to skyscrapers.

People were pissed at EA because there was ZERO reason for the game to demand always-on: THAT was the fury, not because the game broke the servers, as that was expected.

Troll better next time.

A PS4 receipt works the best.

Something something Sony something something PS+ something something lolxboxbreakingforfreegames something something death.

Anyone who spends 10.3 hours per week masturbating may need some professional help.

Landscape video.

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

Gardevoir, though I have a feeling this is what would happen when she goes on the internet;

Stephen A. Smith: [barely mumbling, literally impossible to understand] skip lemme tell ya something. i remember the first time i laid eyes on john f kennedy. now let me tell you skip about the time i first laid eyes on john f kennedy. i said [suddenly screaming] SKIP BAYLESS I SAID NOW THIS [mumbles] is a [screams]…

If you buy this - you are stupid. I don't care how you try to rationalize it. The person who sold it is smart only by comparison...since you are so stupid, you felt the need to buy a fucking achievement on EBAY.

That now makes two things Sanchez and Stevie Wonder have in common: cornrows, and the inability to see what's directly in front of them.