Why would it? Because of crazy asshole Muslims?? How about - this guy should have a national holiday after him, and not be second-guessed by some fuckface on Deadspin? You nervous about some backlash, Burke? you fucking c*nt.

Slaves were the only people who ever rang a dinner bell?

"Putting Rock at #1 is like wearing an "I am White" label," says"For Sweden".

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

This guy doesn't give a fuck about the actual problem of domestic violence.

"One beating leads to the next, and to the next, and to the next, until parents don't even know why they're beating the kid anymore. They just do. Once it is normalized, it takes root. Parents begin to like the habit."

Always expect a whole bunch of squishy liberal crap from any Deadspin writer, but I've seldom…

Wasn't looking for validation; just putting my thoughts out there. I get it too, but I never understood the whole "This hurts me more than you" deal until I came to that moment.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

If there's one thing we don't need in this country it's black fathers disciplining their sons.

Really dude... it's how it happens everywhere, just not in the city communities where your family makes over $100,000 and spoiled you to the point where you cry when you don't get exactly what you want. A luddite?!?!?!?!?! Calling AP a luddite and thinks the kid is going to "suffer" is 20 times more backwards than…

Pretty sure McCoy was a d**k.

But the idea that it doesn't matter if someone is slandered because they have a certain number in their passbook is one of the most d**kheaded things I've ever heard.

What are you talking about? What jokes?

Because we make jokes in the comments section every day about these same topics; Deadspin as an entity is the interplay between the bloggers and the readers/commentors. Ipso facto, Deadspin talking about how it is inappropriate to crack wise on the subject while we actively crack wise is ironic.

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the liberal bullshit on this site. We get it you hate Conservative people but please, stop the hate. I choose to respect everyone's values. Not be a college acting douche bag that sits high and mighty on his cloud of douchebaggery

That this is being posted on Deadspin is both essential and ironic.

Chickens*** deal.

Haka dances are never not cool.

HOW DARE YOU! You should be ashamed and shunned! Common sense has no place on the dips**t Deadspin forums.