Haka dances are never not cool.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

They allegedly traded a player for trying to take paternity leave.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

HOW DARE YOU! You should be ashamed and shunned! Common sense has no place on the dips**t Deadspin forums.

Was there some doubt whether Jackie Robinson wanted to f*** some of the 1947 Dodgers?

So, Michael Sam is a f***ing heterophobe...

I never blamed Sam for anything. My point is just that a straight male who does not want to be naked in front of a gay man is no more of a bigot than a woman who does not want to be naked on front of a man. This is in refutation to the premise of the article that anyone who may be uncomfortable being naked in front of…

According to that logic, everybody should be ok with anybody seeing them naked at any time, as long as the looker takes no action on it.

The Jackie Robinson comparison is over-the-top. Sam will never go thru what Robinson did (thanks entirely to Jackie Robinson going thru it first).

Can someone explain why it is considered normal and ok for a woman to not want men who may be sexually attracted to her to see her naked, whereas it's apparently not ok for a straight man to feel a little uncomfortable about a gay man who may be sexually attracted to him seeing him naked. The "lustful cock monster"…

Just as all gay men aren't "lustful cockmonsters", straight men don't turn into boob touching zombies when they see a woman. By definition, gay men are attracted to other men physically just as straight men are attracted to women physically. So by the logic presented in this article, men and women should be able to…

Can someone explain to me why sports stadiums can afford giant screens, fancy vendors/clubs, amazing private suites, constantly replacing/improving the turf and all the other expensive necessities, but they can't include like 30 private showers for their players?

Why are people so obsessed with what happens in the shower!?!?!?

Why is Jezebel being so kind to men all of a sudden?

If we had ever perfected ours, we probably would have nuked the Russians.

Im not sure i know what endorsments he has turned down. he did however sign a deal with Visa prior to the draft. He did get a couple of sacks against the browns, which were a dumpster fire if you watched the game, they managed 90 yards of total offense, one interception and one touchdown in the first half. Also he…

There's not a single person in that studio audience who has any idea what the hell is going on up there . . .

F***ing savage.

"...gay porn isn't even offensive..."