I'm not against bacon! I'm against sticking it where it doesn't belong. It doesn't belong wrapped around a sea scallop.

Too bad no such country exists...

Given how much time they devote to yelling and throwing rocks, you'd think that Palestine would have a world-class curling team.

Fuck Im so sick of this shit, yes hes gay great job way to be courageous and blah blah blah, he takes a dick in his ass wowww youre so awesome for admitting it!! :D

He's a f***ing hero.

Imagine the courage it takes to invite that kind of fawning cheap glory and cast oneself as a media darling.

"Get him away from the children!" Putin

And where are the reactions from the Canadians who were talking shit when Shaun White dropped out?

Whatever. She's just a trophy wife.

Deconstructing Gregggggg must never end. I MUST HAVE IT. Who's with me?

Drew please do not stop writing about Gregggggg. That would make you a GLOREE BOY. It's harmless ribbing and I think Gregg is man enough to endure your critisism of his articles, not to mention I actually started reading your columns after googling for Gregg's new column, seeing your column, being like WTF is this…

Kluwe on line two.

" your personal activism has nothing at all to do with your job"

Probably you were fired for your grandstanding and excessive clap-trapping.

I kind of feel like Chris Kluwe's "activism" stopped being about the actual cause and started being more about Chris Kluwe a little bit ago.

I really really like women, too. I just like dick more.

"Included on this poor sap's list is: strawberries, watermelon, mushrooms, grapes, lobster, crab and root beer floats."

i think i'd rather be a racist than a humorless condescending spaz.

I thought it was pretty funny. Not knee slapping, anchorman 2 funny, but good enough for a chuckle.

I have no idea why journalists or really anyone from a Western nation would willingly go to North Korea and risk detention, torture, death, etc. They can keep you and there's little that anyone outside of Dennis Rodman can do to help. That place is a black hole.