DrZin
DrZin
DrZin

He's kinda lucky. Reverse the races and he'd be one wallet, one watch, and one pair of shoes lighter; bleeding profusely; and left for dead on the platform.

I prefer the optigrab.

First time I felt even the slightest bit sad about that; poor baby.

In this climate and considering recent history, you don't use the various permutations of the verb "allege" enough.

That is the most mature thing I've ever witnessed.

I think you missed the entire point of this extremely well-written and reflection-inducing piece.

Go f*** yourself, Albert.

Probably only to particularly stupid, thin-skinned midgets.

Who f***ing cares. Is he any worse than all of the liberal posers PRETENDING to give a f*** about Nelson Mandela? No.

Once again, the HORRIBLE Tom Ley proves that he is the worst piece of s*** in the Deadspin toilet.

It's NOT conservatives waging a neo-Fascist war on tobacco . . .

. . . strangled to death by Palanteo in broad daylight, essentially for being suspected of carrying loose cigarettes . . .

Idea for next article: 500 words bashing the NFL for highlighting big hits and glorifying violence. Rap up with heartfelt sympathy for the players.

That almost suggest that thuggery is more common to one race than another, which would be, of course, impossible.

The F***ING LEAD on this story should be that Brown's neighbors saw him do as the policeman had claimed. Instead, it's f***ing buried. Literally fatal irresponsibility.

The only credible witnesses—and BLACK witnesses, as it happens—whose stories corroborated the autopsy, which also happened to match the officer's

More or less every time you purchase a consumer product you become complicit in some horror of capitalism . . .

Getting to the bottom of the marijuana issue. Clearly this is a very astute and politically mature guy.

F*** off. (And I'm PRO-pot)

That's great hipster cynicism! Now do WalMart!

Sounds like a perfectly fun, fine restaurant that made a whiny irritable pussy with a keyboard uncomfortable.

It's Burneko's turn to ring the Demspin race bell.