Cellar door

That’s a rooster, my ninja.

I kind of have the same feeling when I restore a car. I expect it to be way more awesome than it is, because old dudes talk about how untouchable they were in their day, then I realize that those days produced some pretty weak kit. However, it’s not a disappointment because it’s like you get to relive a snapshot in…

Maybe I’m looking for a Ford Square Bird...

Scrap Metal Cushions Pipe’s Fall From Crashing Cargo Truck

The reason I like white is because it hides scratches, swirl marks, rock chips, etc. It stays looking good longer than any other color.

BRG is a splendid color - looks good on pretty much anything.

I have currently have a black car and it’s my last one I’ll ever have. It’s dirty all the fucking time and it shows scratches, swirl marks, and rock chips so easily. Black paint is a royal pain in the ass. It looks great when it’s clean though.

i don’t mind other people’s car color choices as long as it is not any shade of green

What in the sam hill is wrong with your grasp on the English language? :)

As a kid who grew up on Lois Lane, these aren’t funny at all.

*swipes right*

I didn’t have insurance, and I make enough money I could have built another one. This was a sentimental affair, as this was my first ever build. I will also clarify for you - a presumptuous pretentious car journo of grand splendor (insert every ounce of sarcasm I have) - that the car raced and tracked on 4 different…

I didn’t have insurance, and I make enough money I could have built another one. This was a sentimental affair. Don’t ever accuse me again, thanks!

Here’s to you AdamVIP.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

In the drawer next to the weed.

Deep down, they found out at some point that it’s going to cost $2,000 to replace rubber-band tires on a 22" rim, and they can barely afford the payments as it is...