Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

Did not read. Too many of the same stupid fucking Tire Rack video ads every few sentences in the story.

It took you 10 years to read a 5 letter word?

I’m sorry but the 812 might as well be a California and is not a true GT in the way the Maranello was and the Panamera so NOT anything like a 928 which was also a GT. That comparison is downright insulting to the 928.

Fuck. I really hope he didn’t let Barron sit on his lap and drive, that would be really irresponsible.

*Detroitus

Was on-board until you Foosed it up. Chop (sp) is correct, though.

I still can’t get over how fucking ugly Indy cars are.

Shit, I didn’t realize we were going for Porsche car name puns instead of pepper related puns. I retract mine and say:

I’d call 911 if I saw someone driving a baby around in the back of that.

Poblanoby not.

Here’s a palate cleanser.

I love manuals, when not in 3 hour traffic jams on I-95. Damnit, my knee hurts.

Kimi was raised by narwals and navigates by echo-location. That’s why he gets so pissed when people are talking to him.

If there’s one statement that should never be made about Americans, it is that we are too small.

Not yet buddy.

Let’s get one thing straight, Trump is not Hitler, he simply is not competent enough. Mussolini maybe.

“The rationale varies from team to team, but it’s often used to optimize how the car uses its power on track—just like any other race car’s gearbox, really.” 

Excuuuuuuse Me! Are you daring to suggest that those of us who may need denture adhesive have no interest in lingerie?

It’s NASCAR. No rights, only lefts.

Say what you want about F1, but there’s one thing that’s undeniably better ever since the new owners took over early last year. And that’s the amount of content on the official Youtube channel.