I think you should add to the list Guinea Eggs. A Guinea is somewhat like a chicken but their eggs are slightly smaller, usually have a blue or green shell and often have a double yolk and are more rich than a chicken egg, almost like a duck egg.

As long as somebody says “Get your hands off of me, you damned dirty ape” then I’ll be elated. It has to be Cisco, right?

You got me looking at some of the ones you listed. I don’t like the Orient Bambino but I do like the King Master. I’m just not sure I like it at 2.5X the cost of an Invicta. The Seiko 5 is promising but I really like my two-tone Rolex look-alike Invicta.

You got me looking at some of the ones you listed. I don’t like the Orient Bambino but I do like the King Master.…

Lol, I really like my Invicta. Looks just like a Rolex. Best watch I’ve had aside from a Wenger. The worst and most expensive was a Luminox

Lol, I really like my Invicta. Looks just like a Rolex. Best watch I’ve had aside from a Wenger. The worst and most…

I know all I need to know about it and that’s “that I’m not buying it.”

Fossils are not nice watches, they’re poorly made crap. Can’t speak for Nixon. Citizen is Seiko’s lower-end brand and are fine. Bullova’s are okay. Timex stuff is cheap but their motto is legit “takes a lickin and keeps on tickin”.

Fossils are not nice watches, they’re poorly made crap. Can’t speak for Nixon. Citizen is Seiko’s lower-end brand…

I was able to get all the episodes on BitTorrent and watch them. I think I still have them. It’s about 50GB worth. If you can’t find them, I may be persuaded to seed them for you if you have a decent connection.

I’m saying a little prayer right now to Ben Affleck, it goes like this: “Please don’t pick Kevin Smith. PLEASE don’t pick Kevin Smith. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON’T PICK KEVIN SMITH!!!!!!

Between how quickly it wears and how filthy it gets, it’s actually turned me against carpet. I’d much rather have hardwood or laminate with throw rugs. Now, I’ve also learned another valuable lesson after getting hardwood. Dark wood is damned near impossible to keep clean unless you leave your shoes at the door. It…

Between how quickly it wears and how filthy it gets, it’s actually turned me against carpet. I’d much rather have…

I’ve two Dysons, one is an Animal. The Animal is the ball-canister.

I’ve two Dysons, one is an Animal. The Animal is the ball-canister.

Saying there will be some X-Men in the TV Show is kind of like saying there are some numbers in the Fibonacci Sequence. Personally, I’m hoping for Dazzler, Skin, Choir and Cypher

I have one of these and yes it is amazing how you can run it over your carpets and the water is just black when you empty it. Even a week later if you do it again, still black water. You can run this over your carpet and then go over it again with a more powerful Rug Doctor and the water is even black from the Rug…

I have one of these and yes it is amazing how you can run it over your carpets and the water is just black when you…

I don’t know of anybody who doesn’t find hominy absolutely disgusting. Doubly disgusting if it’s in menudo.

Best twist ever. Luke dies, Rey turns to the dark side and Kylo comes back to the light. Ben Solo, the last Jedi.

Libre Office is fine and all but should be avoided if you exchange documents often with people who use Office as one of two will completely obliterate the other’s formatting. I’ve had less issues with Google Docs but they’re still there.

Ariel, look what you’ve started......

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This is great!!! Now I can go get a cheap 250GB SSD and just install the games I’m currently playing while I “archive” the others on a mechanical drive.

Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren button down shirts. These shirts cost about $80 each and are vastly inferior to the Lands End shirts that I normally pay around $40 or less each.