I say bring back the war criminal. The list of his crimes are long, starting with the fact that he committed treason by attacking a country he knew didn’t have anything to do with 9/11 (Iraq) to protect the country that had, Saudi Arabia. He was both stupid and evil. And I’d still take him over Trump in a second. It’s…

Agreed completely but 100 days versus 8 years. There’s still time....

Yes this was some Michelle Obama size shade. Or is it? Shade Court?

The most clever part, to me, was subtly mocking the election coverage - “keep watch on the podium for ‘breaking news’ while some woman stands over there reciting detailed policy proposals.” Pretty huge and deep burn on cable news.

Sam Bee is the fucking best. Sorry I have nothing more insightful to add.

Who the fuck cares if that’s an outdated picture? THE INNOCENT CHILD, WHO DID NOTHING WRONG, IS DEAD. Learn to have some empathy.

You mean except they were called in about black teens drinking? Or that they might have been in an area or neighborhood that had a high percentage of black teens? They expected to find black teens, so they treated them as black teens...

Some 15 year olds have baby faces. This is a pic supplied by the family. I’m sure people are scouring social media as we speak looking for pictures to make the victim look like a gang member. Jordan Edwards sounds like a common name, I’m sure any minute pics of 35 year old Jordan Edwards will be used to defame the…

Ummmm not even the cops are claiming they were shot at...

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

I’ve never loved Larry Wilmore more in that moment.

“Krista Rosolino said she didn’t understand why Hamilton was forced off, especially when a passenger on another Delta flight told her that two other passengers on that flight were allowed to use the bathroom while the plane waited on the tarmac.“

His school decided his hair was “disruptive to the educational process.” As a teacher, I can say that what’s truly DISRUPTIVE to learning: Kids who are hungry, tired, abused, bullied, and who go to school run by racists.  

But what do you do when you have the urge to pee after sitting for 30 minutes on a plane that’s on the tarmac when the “seatbelts fastened” sign is activated for the last three hours and after landing the plane has to still wait on the tarmac for an additional 20 minutes waiting for its gate to open?

Not on delta but on numerous flights I’ve seen people going to the bathroom while we are taxing before takeoff. Never seen it become an issue like this.

it sounds to me like the pilot was doing everything they could to not fly that day.

Sounds like foolishness to me. I think it’s unfair, especially when he had initially sat down with the expectation that the plane would be taking off soon. It takes all of a minute to use the restroom (compared to an addtl 30min), so I definitely feel like flight attendant/pilot overexaggerated the entire situation.

In about a decade of teaching, I have never once had a class that I couldn’t teach effectively because of a student’s hair, hat, shirt, shoes, whatever.

Baytown is a shithole. It’s seriously awful. Confederate flags still sell very well there.