FIrst off, I'm talking about one character, not all of media. If you want realistic characters, play Heavy Rain. If all characters in games are realistic, it would make for a lot of boring games that all look alike.

She's a character, it goes both ways.

I couldn't stand it. Got it for $20 new because my wife works for EA, gave it away after I played the first couple of levels.

Is that Elevator Action Returns? If so, I've played the arcade version and it is pretty fun.

Is this a joke?

Never played it on NES, but the arcade version of Elevator Action was anything but dull.

They need to have it attached to some sort of base. My main problem with the wii-style driving controls is that there is no feedback when you have reached the maximum input (When a normal wheel would stop turning or you would start feeling resistance).

that's a huge stretch. other than the handgrips on the side, it looks nothing like the VB controller.

I think you mean "morons grow up"

Trust funds

Won't somebody think of the Swiss!

Tremble before Dr. Manhattan's giant blue cock!

I'm not a big junk-food eater, but I've never understood how people can eat this kind of snack while they are playing games.

I don't consider Zombies a genre, just a subject matter.

It's nice to be hearing about the actual gameplay. For so long, this game was nothing but hype because so many people thought that mediocre trailer was so amazing.

I hear the secret is picturing them naked

One of my favorite authors. I trust you've read some of his other stuff too?

They're not Lego, they're "Mega Blocks."

Snorting Ritalin is completely different than taking it orally. it has the opposite effect, a speedy, amphetemine-like high.