Never has the word crapulence imparted so much raw meaning. I mean, I’m not saying he has a vicious drinking problem, but if you listen you can hear him humming “Hey Jealousy”.

Steve Bannon is the deadly space virus.

Since this is a Dirtbag, may I present a Dirtbag Extraordinaire

I think they should fuck each other.

And fuck you TMZ.

Well I’m sure the character will include some combination of pallor, black clothing, a stupid hat and weird hand gestures.

Im really stoked about the ACLU getting that funding. Good on Heard.

Fuck you depp.

I actually didn’t know she wasn’t a fan fave. Her story is amazing and she adds a great edge to the show. Also, love the one liners especially this week when she basically said that going “half way” is like a “half fuck”. Either do it all the way or don’t do it at all. Lol.

Wait, people don’t like Maeve?

I am completed unsurprised that a black woman on a genre show is disliked by fans. The ol’ Martha Jones syndrome.

Hello there everyone. The world is just so unbelievably shitty that I’m searching for an escape in ridiculous Christmassy stuff. We finished hanging lights all around our roof and gutters and also the bushes. I took advantage of Black Friday deals and got myself some kitschy earrings (some people go for ugly sweaters,…

Cotton Hill...I KNEW that motherfucker looked familiar.....

And glory unto Xenu!

Praise be to Allah! ( we gotta cover our bases)

I lol’d at Cotton Hill. I needed that.

I’m 99% atheist unless I’m mid scratch on a lottery ticket but I swear I am praying to every god I can google to make the miracle of a Jill Stein vote challenge happen and a Putin the Poisoner hack discovered. Glory be to the father the son and the holy recount amen.

Doesn’t care to what, grift? Not like Cheeto’s going to do any actual presidenting anyway, Cotton Hill’s gonna do all that for him.

Won’t take a sallary, but will take millions in rent.