Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

The US is the dad.

I sincerely hope Trudeau doesn’t fuck it up. I get that he probably felt it was wiser to toe the line with the opening congratulatory notice to Trump, but when push comes to shove, he’s going to have to have more spine than the “shared values” bullshit he touted last week. I really hope he sees that we too are at a…

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

This is honestly what I think is going to bother him the most. He already won’t be able to freely go wherever he wants like he could’ve done so when he was a normal civilian. There’s going to be security concerns and travel concerns every time he wants to leave the White House.

And now he is being surrounded by politicians, ugly, old politicians rather than young teen and 20-something ladies in revealing pageant wear. Capitol Hill where a 45 year old is considered “a baby”. This is hell for him. Just hell.

I hope he hates every f-ing minute of it and that his hair falls out.

Someone should send to his twitter account a link to that petition for the Electoral College to choose Hillary instead. Maybe he’ll sign it.

What are you talking about?

He’s not even going to be allowed to use a fully-functioning cell phone. He’s going to lose his goddamn mind.

nah

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

This honestly makes me feel so much better for some reason. I assumed that he didn’t actually want the job, but this is as good as proof. Knowing he’ll be as miserable as we all will is some kind of vindication. Also, if he decided to just leave and disappear forever that would be great.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

May his supporters feel the same level of joy as he does.

We didn’t.

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

I hate the entire Republican Party.