alas, no! i believe you are thinking of stewart copeland, who was the drummer for the band the police.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Trump is so utterly ignorant that he mistakes his tiny sliver of knowledge for being the entire breadth and depth of the field. This appears to be true of most subject.

Man, fuck being President. According to Trump, if you’re Secretary of State you’re basically in God Mode and can shape world politics to your whim, Hillary was just lazy.

The people planning to vote for him(?)

Yeah, I’d never heard this before and I’m fucking furious on her behalf. What the fuck do you know about shit, hoss? Get the fuck outta here. She’s a bitch for understanding diplomacy? She’s a bitch for not casting spells over other governments and just compelling them to obey us?

His sons?

Let’s be clear about something...

Is there anyone on earth who knows less about government and/or diplomacy than the orange goblin?

Wow...I ...I like her very much right now. At this moment. Right now.

you’ll likely be waiting for quite a while - we’ve collectively agreed to never mention twilight ever again.

Sorry about your balls. Have you tried turning them off and turning them back on again?

fake fan - you must not have the extendeded editions.

this is a valid and documented medical condition effecting my testes, you insensitive twit. and, yeah, i checked imdb, you are right, it was mclovin after all.

i dont mean to be a stick in the mud, and i’ll hunt down a link later, but i recently saw an entire documentary about how he lobbied spielberg for a purple lightsaber in that film, so i’m preeeety sure i’m right on this one.

That was Michael Cera, numb nuts 🙄

For the last time, Toby Maguire didn’t play Sauron. Geez!

Cheeto Voldemort and Nesting Doll Eyes are probably next for divorce, after the election.

Oh, 2016. You can do better than this amateur-hour shit. I mean, you’ve taken rock legends and given us Cheeto Jesus, for chrissakes.