No mention of The Princess Bride?!! Inconceivable!

No mention of The Princess Bride?!! Inconceivable!

People. Hate. Change.

No, they made the right move.

They weren’t even good then. It’s not a question of being outdated. Even in 2000 it was something to make fun of and crack jokes about how whatever high school graphic design student m made it hadn’t learned about lens flare yet.

You’re taunting those of us with OCD with your multiple typos as a deliberate act of irony, right?

1st gear:

A driver’s license is a fundamentally different document. Passports are made for stamps and how often does anyone dig through your passport and question the contents? I have a fifty plus page passport that is mostly full. It has unreadable smudges of ink that were meant to be stamos, random shit stapled inside, and…

Sure, but the M5 is prettier, and so is the X5M. Trading practicality for beauty makes sense, but trading it for ugly doesn’t.

And yet in every town in Ireland you can find chain betting shops where you can place bets on basically anything — sports, politics, natural disasters, you name it. And what is the name of this chain? Paddy Power. If the Irish were really offended by the term, that was a very long time ago.

To paraphrase Arthur Dent, “this is obviously some strange usage of the word tasteful that I was previously unaware of”

First time I’ve ever seen someone describe an Escalade as “tasteful.”

“This thing is a monument to its self importance.”

And this is exactly why 99% of modern super/hypercars bore me. What exactly is the point if the only way to appreciate their abilities is to have access to a handful of huge racetracks? It’s just a store of a value for the uber-rich. It’s the bitcoin of cars. Oh sure, people could use it as intended, but no one does. 

Counter take: it was and is

One of my favourite scenes in ‘Blackadder goes forth’

No, there was definitely an ostrich involved.

The entire Rick Solo Adventure Not-Directed by Ron Howard was a metaphor about internet arguments.

I guess the in universe argument is probably that he’d always know( or work out pretty quickly) that it wasnt real and that wouldnt let him enjoy it.