Snugly.

That guy is a living embodiment of a reddit thread.

Yeah it was a mediocre movie that had the title character only have 18 minutes of screen time, outright killed of Bryan Cranston’s character a half hour into the movie, and then decided to follow Captain Blandy McBlanderson and his ability to survive things that should have definitey killed him. I also found it weird…

Public Interest?

Also, Kal needs to be arms extended, feet crossed. Needs more Christ.

Let’s hope he can keep it up for the entire film.

A tentpole film

After the success of the Potter franchise, I think he’s gotten cocky.

I thought it was kind of wooden.

“This is actual observation - not theory.”

Right. So, scientists haven’t ever actually observed the climate. Got it.

So, the scientists are right about this particular theory, but not that other thing which you happen to disagree with?

Well, that’s kind of the conflict. The concerns of the UN are valid in the movie. Based on the SHIELD/Hydra incident, Cap’s concerns are also valid. Cap has decided that he trusts the people he knows (his friends) more than some faceless organization. There really isn’t a 100% right choice here, which is how it is in…

Well, now that I’ve seen it...I’m 50% on Team Tony and ZERO percent on Team Cap.

The argument that Cap makes in Civil War is basically the exact same argument that Fury made in The Avengers; that WE know that our intentions are good, so we don’t need any oversight.

You turn into a real d-bag when you’re hungry. Have a Snickers.

Some other porn parody title options for your consideration:

I seriously love these. More.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.