It does, it does! Oh yes it does very much so!

He now needs to trade this one made of wood for one made out of sheep.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

This collection of actors ripping into what are otherwise rather one-note characters are a key part of what makes Deep Impact such a good B-movie.

Yes, as indicated this is called FORESHADOWING, not spoilers.

Kids will be kids and all - but man, imagine if all that creative energy was channeled into something original instead of doing a cover version.

You’ll notice the skin color, and the lack of white.

I still haven’t figured out what kind of graphics card I’m going to need to play this, and will I need to update my Soundblaster drivers again? This is like Wing Commander III all over again.

Can I donate to a kickstarter for an independent io9 site?

This whole list is a joke, yes? Ha ha, very funny!

I can confidently state HELL NO. It takes some serious self-loathing to consume anything McDonalds (or most fast-food chains) have to offer.

I hope there’s a scene where Jane is attacked by snakes and Samuel L. Jackson shouts “Won’t somebody get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking Jane?”

When M. Bison graced your television screens, it was the greatest day of your lives. But to me, it was a Tuesday.

So I guess that these are what you’d call rock hounds.

He seems to be promoting secular values that the West has been able to, over a great deal of time and effort, get Christians to find acceptable in society.

Hey, SPOILERS!!!!

Wow there’s a lot of people who are incapable of reading who are showing up in the comments today, it’s utterly fascinating.

I get it, it’s funny because you’d be going as a character from Battlestar Gallactica!