Megalodon had teeth that in no way resembled molars. In this case, alliteration shaded over into illiteration.

Everyone remembers where they were, what they were doing, when the Drone-Kangaroo War broke out. Some say it was the Drones' fault for invading the Kangaroos' territory. Others say the 'roos threw the first kick. In any event, the war lasted ten terrible years, drawing other powers into the mix. The Hexapods and…

It's called sarcasm.

Climate change deniers in Congress are working on it.

"Dude. What if, like, we put a million mummies in the Mummy reboot?"

And the Million Mummy March will never get to Washington DC at this rate.

Sadly, this. Next year every environmental NGO will have to explain how they're not Greenpeace and why.

The oldest fossils that are unambiguously spiders, based on our current classification, are from the late Carboniferous dating between 300 - 312 MY old. However, there is a 390 million year old fossil from the mid Devoninan (found in shales of New York) that has been placed in its own order (Uraraneida). The…

I know exactly what you mean. This book seriously traumatized me at the age of 12. I remember discovering it on the shelf of my school library, right next to other such young adult favorites as Sword of Shannara and The Black Cauldron:

Same here. Up until that point, I didn't understand what my English teacher meant when she said that a protagonist of a story wasn't necessarily a hero.

Not only that, but shit like this makes it far easier for climate change deniers to distract us from important discussions.

You cats are on notice, too. Across this line, you do not—

A++ Would enjoy reference again!

How could you defame Dr. Ball so? Good God, man, you blasphemer!

My #1 choice for overhyped books. I think it appeals to a lot of us nerd kids because it is a nerd kid power fantasy.

i love dogs too but I don't think I want to tongue kiss a dog . . .

Are you being serious and insinuating that the free market is the only place we can get the truth, that Hitler was working with the Lizard people while Roosevelt was preparing a coalition of the Greys to fight the coming Nazi army of Aztec flying machines. Maybe PBS has been the lamestream media all along. ; )

Yup. I got 'im. Hook, line, and sinker.