Don't mind me, I'll be re-finishing my floors. You see, if its finished, why are we re... oh, right.

The last time he missed a home opener, he didn't have an excuse. Now, he does.

That's when you prepare before you prepare. Make sense. You're taught to be proactive in college, right?

The biggest problem with Balotelli is that he ignores the advice people give him.

I don't think the 78th minute substitution of Kolarov for Nasri was that surprising. Nasri was perfectly useless for most of the game (perhaps not all his own doing, but he has a reputation for disappearing). He would get a touch, dribble, pass, and then see the back of Rosicky or Arteta's kit for three or four solid…

Well, there are some people out there that find doing the right thing to be a good experience. And if Lifehacker wants to help those people save money as well, even better, right?

- A pair of old school Nike running shoes. They seem to be easier to slip off.

Ha!

Good tip. I don't see where being proactive is a bad thing where dating is concerned, regardless of your gender. I've chased and been chased.

It's been said a few times in the threads before mine, here, but to put it another way: "It is what you make it."

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Adapt or die.

If only it were that easy. :)

The image for this story is haunting.

He's a complicated case. My suggested solution was that someone mentor him, but that requires Balotelli to be trustworthy of someone in an almost parental role. His history with parents, generally speaking, has not been good...

Americans (I'm one!) seem to forget the likes of Derek Fisher and Vlade Divac, with their any-contact-in-the-post-is-an-epic-charge approach to post defense. Or the tendancy of many players who go to the basket and instant yell ("HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!") with and arm flail to earn a call. In the Premiere League, if you…

But if you enjoy two different kinds of coffee?

Looking forward to the condom variant?

When the first thing you do is that last thing you do.

As someone who works for NASA, I'll share some insight: