Scorch, shock and awe!

"If my neighbors don't like my loud music, I really, really would like them to knock on my door and politely say something—that's all they need to do."

Shooting a laptop vs. donating it to a school or Goodwill.

I just learned how to say, "You're gorgeous," in French though. Knowledge is priceless!

I had to Google "YMMV." I'm just admitting to it.

Yes, the world we live is literal one - there's no room for interpretation. That simply isn't allowed. There's no possible way I could be encouraging you to simply create a blog, write about gadgets, and then submit an inquiry to Gizmodo.com. No, I was telling you EXACTLY to recreate the blog as we know it.

The world didn't need another smartphone, but Apple made the iPhone anyway. You're not going to get where you want to be worrying about the world wants or needs.

I think you've answered your own question: start your own blog, my friend.

A Dell desktop was too big to show her, CNN?

Learned that same lesson at the gym... and now flip flops are a "don't leave home without 'em" part of my gym bag. And some foot powder.

The Geth come,

Yes! That's exactly what I thought when I saw this. How soon before they have Star Wars themed cruises for enthusiasts? Carrie Fisher as the special guest, in the Leia slave outfit...

Nice write-up!

Agreed and agreed. I find that those "Eggies" As-Seen-On-TV containers are useful for hardboiled egg whites. Throw in some "Slap Ya Mama" seasoning and boil away.

This joke has suffered under inflation and general cost of living increases. In the 60's, the joke was that NASA spent $50K, then in the 70's it was $60K... now, $12B.

Lifehacker, please return this man's sock.

I ate a bunch of wings from WingStop over the weekend and had no idea this technique existed. So to keep in the negative spirit of Lifehacker commenting, I will complain that this video should have been posted last week so that I could have made use of this technique over the weekend. Poor form, Lifehacker. Poor form.

Absolutely right about eggs. Affordable, portable, and easy to cook!

That's pretty crafty! I had an applicant start with the word "Bullsh*t!" fully expressed, on a cover letter. It was an introduction into the fact she worked on the Penn and Teller show on Showtime.

The amount of effort and time that this must have required is more than I could ever muster. Well done by "technoanimate100!"