For a second I thought you were talking about The Rescuers, which is also a Disney animated mouse film, but filled with sadness, and I hate it, and it never needs to be remade. I watched it a lot as a kid, but I have no idea why because it always really upset me. I actually found most of the anthropomorphic animal…

I'm 32. No kids, don't want 'em. But the thing about kids is that you cannot put into words the benefits. It used to be pretty clear— more hands to work the farm. But now it's a much more intangible thing— you know, all that blather about love and one's life having meaning. For some people, that's all they've ever…

She does sound like she'll be a great mom; she's refreshingly honest and is being optimistic about the future.

At one point, he went rogue and started commenting in other subreddits.

I read ROCP as "Really Old Chili Peppers".

But would you defy your Quaker upbringing to fight for his humane treatment and recovery while he's in an asylum recovering from a stroke that has traumatized the language centers of his brilliant mathematician/duke brain?

At first, I thought you were telling Lindy to start her own blog. Which, of course, I wholly champion.

*For not being discriminatory in their objectification.

I read the opening lines of the post and the first thing that popped into my mind was "is it just me, or is jezebel just a wee bit bitchy lately?"

For the same reason that people hate Anne Hathaway.

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…

I've definitely held a knife to my younger sister when I was 14. Same story. Our parents worked a lot, I made dinner and watched her and my baby brother. I felt like she was irresponsible on purpose so she wouldn't have to do any of it. I felt (at the time) like I should have been hanging out with my friends. I never…

I want to be very careful about how I state this, but I think we shouldn't be too quick to judge this without knowing more details. My parents are very immature, and I basically raised myself and my younger sister. I mean, I kind of potty trained her. If she had a nosebleed or a bad dream, she ran to me. I was the one…

Which is why she doesn't. I don't even feel like she friend-zoned him. He met her as his best friend's girlfriend and treated her like crap so that she wouldn't ever find out. He acts pretty honorably up until the moment he tells her, which he never would have if she hadn't figured it out accidentally (which she is…

Doubt he would have referred to a male as being "out for a pint with a boy".

"Girl". Why were you out having a beer with someone under 18?

"YOU BRING A SORRY ANTICOMPETITIVE TRUST, I'M GONNA SHUT IT DOWN FOR YOU."

-John Sherman

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

The Dallas Buyers Club poster was on the money.

Are you a woman? Because I'm a woman and as a girl, my mom, who is an registered nurse, gave me and my sisters age appropriate explanations and books about where babies come from and she and my dad would "sleep in" on weekends and we had a very small house and we occasionally we would hear unusual breathing/sounds…