I have had conversations like this with her "You have to get that dress, or you can't stay with me tonight." and "If you get that, our friendship ends."

Let's discuss.

I just want to talk about Karl aka Rodrigo. Why even bother with the rest of this ?

First time commenter, long time reader. My favorite moment was realizing that I no longer have any single friends to share this gem with. Or was it that I was eating my cookies for one (washed down with heaping spoonfuls of dough) while stumbling upon this video? It made me chuckle to the point that I had to tell…

Oh, please. I'm so old, I started watching SNL in its first season. People have been saying "SNL hasn't been funny since..." ever since.

All children deserve second chances.

The sad thing is, we don't really have many facilities set up for rehabilitation of anything but addictions. This woman evidently does have substance abuse issues, but it would be nice if rehabilitation for non-substance abuse issues existed widely so we could being to move away from a completely punitive system.

While we're at it, we can work out how to get personal relationship setups THE FUCK out of tax implications

People who get too much "in their own heads" about relationships are never going to successfully date anyone. Things were going well and you were navigating some inconvenient but manageable life junk just fine, and then he's all of a sudden not ~ready? Bullshit. No one ever turns down the perfect partner just because…

They kill themselves. Because they can't reconcile it. And that is why these cults horrify me so much.

I figured out I was bisexual when I was about 14/15 years old. My family was very involved at our catholic church. I was an altar server, a lectern, and training to be a sacristan. My father, who I now know is a complete asshat, was the main impetus behind this. I honestly think he just replaced his heroin and crack…

I was 14, my algebra teacher was 31. It was at a Catholic school, and when the nuns suspected something was up, they pulled me aside and told me to cut it out.

Can you tell me more about your trip to Texas. It seems like you managed to see every corner of that dreadful town.

Also, please tell me "preview of global-warming hell" doesn't mean "hot, " because that is dumber than thinking, apparently, that a trip to "the Town" in Texas, coupled with fat shaming, is a good way…

I'm a prof at a Christian college, and I mentor a few undergrad women. I frequently tell them not to date men who read/like Driscoll. It's pretty much my one-step idiot-dude test.

Yeah, ok.

One thing the director of a film should always ask themselves is "Has this already been the premise of an episode of The Big Bang Theory?"

It always hurts my heart when people lie to their vendors about what the event really is. (Professional full-time wedding photographer here, go ahead and hate). Yes, you may get a better rate having a photographer shoot your "family reunion" than your wedding. But if I were to show up at a family reunion, I would be…

The cost of a wedding was insane. I tried to do mine as low budget as possible and it still ended up at around 10k. It was outside at an inexpensive farm in the morning, we catered BBQ, I DIYed almost everything (which was AWFUL and STUPID), and all the extras like my dress and stuff only cost a few hundred dollars.

The absolutely best advice I got when wedding planning was to pick the three things that really, really matter to you and budget/plan accordingly. For us, it was photography (I'm a photographer, so I'm super picky), the honeymoon (my husband had never been out of the US before) and a fun, open bar party for our…

Here in Canada we have different circadian relationship rhythms. There are 2 major ebbs and flows here, one in the spring, like the rest of the non-tundra world, and one in the fall.

Because our winters are so mind- and ass-numbingly cold, Canadians tend to pair off heading into the dark seasons. It's nice to have a…