For example, in the film Avengers: Infinity War, a character named Thanos kills roughly 4 billion people.

You think they would’ve put up with this crap from LeBlanc?

I forgot one:

On the other hand, what if Marvel made a Tarantino movie?

Hello from the outside

I would’ve liked Passengers a lot more without the weirdly meddlesome/creepy robotic bartender. That was just a weird bit. There was definitely a more interesting story there in the premise.

Adele told me to get out of the restaurant business back in 2019. She said she couldn’t tell me why, just that I’d be better off switching my whole operation over to making hand sanitizer.

Miata train, just link the 4 together

Miata is always the answe... Ok, maybe not this time.

Looks like some Youtuber is getting the Cheapest McLaren P1 in the US as soon as this one dries out. 

They’ve probably already resold the SUV, after fixing it by clearing the error codes. 

I’ve owned my 2000 GTs since 2003. It’s a great car that teaches you to carry speed because all the power is at the top end. What makes the car stand out is the low weight and the Yamaha tuned 2zz. With a trd exhaust it sounds like a proper race car. Shit the 2zz end up in the Lotus Elise, it’s that good.

David Tracy got away with this for years - right under our noses. 

Hank Schrader is tracking you. 

Hook it up to your Mother-in-Laws OBD 2 and sit back and watch the hilarity ensue.

The TSA has been nothing more than security theater for their entire existence.

Jerry bought his father a Cadillac.

Jerry’s Saab! The van his friend tried to sell him! Kramer’s old Impala with an ASSMAN plate!

Tommy Chong is your dad?

They ruined a perfectly stupid car.