Texas Metal, or whatever it’s called.

Sometimes they do it just to be sheer dicks. On a recent drive to another state I watched a young couple (maybe in their 20's) block the left lane and pace the cars on the right to keep people from passing. They would intentionally slow down enough so someone would try and pass by them in the right lane only to speed…

“Gas Monkey, more like Ass Monkey”

the best take here so far, and I want to subscribe to your newsletter

I think that you’re looking at this wrong. This means that you can also replace an Escape instrument panel with a Maverick one. 

Erin wants you to ignore looters because they might be down on their luck and probably need the things they’re looting though.

I was thinking my grandma could control a gun better than this guy.

Can you use the stove while also sitting on the toilet? More importantly how do your camping companions react when you do it?

Did it come with the standard rebuilt title?

Oh dude, don’t worry about it. Your instinct is 100% right. $3,400 for THIS?! 

This is depressing. 

In the future, your windows will be replaced by screens, so the screens can show you pictures of what you might see if you could look out a window

They’re too busy putting people in jail for going over the speed limit.

Counterpoint: an old chassis means that there will be a lot of parts availability and easy swaps between years.

Medallion’s stock price dropped, but Murstein allegedly undertook two different schemes to artificially inflate prices with the help of a California media strategy company known as Ichabod’s Cranium.

Technically its morally acceptable to pimp Ridge Wallet while scattering your best friends ashes after a grace period of 6 years

I laughed very hard at this.

A big diesel pusher might not notice the extra drag.  A person who can afford a ‘21 Gladiator as a tow behind probably isn’t driving a Class C with a gas engine.