Looks like I’ll be cancelling Prime Video. Oh well.

He’s a crazy Fremen who does stunts on his motorcycle, embarrassing the Harkonnen in several chase scenes along the boardwalk.

Hey, it’s the Kraven movie no one asked for. Awesome!

It’s just completely unneccesary...but that’s Disney for you.

Uh...

I successfully navigated this stretch of road just last summer in a damn minivan. The speed limit is 30 MPH to 15 MPH, and YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. 

The best (new) movie I saw in a theater this year was Top Gun: Maverick. I was also the only (new) movie I saw in a theater this year. So, it also be the worst (new) movie I saw this year. I’m confused is what I’m saying.

LOL! What?

This is really pretty mild. Stunned why people are so offended by this. 

Love this...but I would go back to the stock wheels. Those wheels look...off.

Jalopnik Editorial Meeting: How can we get a clickbait Kanye post up? Blackstock: I got this.

Phase 7 is finally dealing with the giant hand sticking out of the Earth that everybody forgot about.

20 years later...I’m first!

Head Gasket explosions...but I think they were fixed.

LOL! Turns out it will probably almost impossible to sell these, too.

I think she meant don’t make space vampire movies, which is stupid because everybody loves Lifeforce.

I did some math and you can buy around 19,000 of these babies for $5b.

It’s theft is they don’t return it.

No way I’m reading this.

I worked a job when I was 14. Somehow, I survived.