Great, another car none of us can buy.

TLAGDR;

TLDW; but the key appears to be a bad beard and those dorky winter pants.

He’s Dominican and Russian. 

This might be the most nerd thing ever said. Congrats.

Because you are not a dentist?

Lol if anybody buys this for range. That's what a Bolt is for.

Most, I mean, not mist. Stupid phone.

CP, cause mist Mitsu fanboys already have or want an Evo, not this thing.

States the obvious, puts down white guys. This is peak AV club commenting here.

Dude was in the back seat, right?

Vaya Con Dios, Mi Amigo.

McFarland tells me they will leave at least $2 Mill on the hood if you finance with them, though.

I’m sure this charitable company just decided to just waive any licensing fees for BMW and they are passing on the savings to us.

I'd rather have the Mustang, preferably this one with 700hp.  https://www.lebanonfordperformance.com/2019-ford-mustang-pick-your-power-for-39995-2/

If only there was some type of hybrid system that had an inboard gasoline engine/generator to charge the battery while the car was in motion.

Wut. 

Reading this was almost worse than watching this ridiculous film.

This might also be the most overated film of the last decade.

Killjoy.