LOL.

Jalopnik’s hatred of Uber, et. al. continues. snooze.

Ah man. This sucks.

I mean, I don’t HATE it...

Nope.

Why not use the billions of other acres that aren't roads?

Makes it harder to repair or access the road, however.

Some gov't official got a nice bribe to green light this stupidity.

That interior is pure LOL.

Man hands and a 5- head.

Also lost were Rick Ware's balls.

Why?

Which is ludicrous, of course.

Seems like a job I would quit rather than get all suey about it.

Carmelo is available and checking voicemail frequently.

The same shitheads who ruined comics and original comic art are now ruining video games. Yeah.

Can’t they calls Boots and/or Coots and get that thing put out?

I think a couple of these names are made up just to see if we would read this whole thing.

I pride myself on being the last person to enter the plane because who gives a shit.

At my job, we just did a huge presentation to a Honda dealer. Showed them how our technology would save them thousands of dollars, and make their lives easier. We beat their current provider on price alone, even without all the tech we were giving them, for free. Presentation was a home run. Client couldn’t wait to…