Sounds fun. Sad I can't make it.

Draft this year was pretty terrible. Reached for first 3 picks.

Two step Philly-approved solution to this problem:

Learn how to use your cruise control, you idiots. Go at a consistent speed instead of 50-70-50, please.

Keuchel turned down more with the Astros qualifying offer, and more when they offered 2 years/$30 million. Also, he got to work with the best pitching coach in the league while he was in Houston, one that understood his junkball stuff better than anyone. Boras screwed his client big time with this one.

Kyle Lowry once threw a baketball in the face of a female referee he was mad at during a charity basketball game.

Anytime an athlete says it’s not about money....

Perhaps this person’s insurer should have a word with them...

Nobody would run into you if you just ran backwards, man.

Only needed to be a minute long.

You guys are weirds.

DVD release? No way I’m paying for DC Universe.

Needs more Simonson, much less King.

Why didn’t he just dig the wheels out when it initially got stuck?

Idiot Found Walking Around.

It's awesome for wrenching your back in excruciating ways, though.

I do this every day and did not know I was a weird for doing it.

Gold Wheels? Subwoofer? CP.

Meh.