Harden, the best lob passer in the league, would get Zion a million dunks.

Just rent a truck and tow the thing. No use dying over this, and you’ll still get to use it at Moab.

Yes.

Sleep during the first two Thors, Age of Ultron, and the slow 2nd act of Captain Marvel, and you will be fine.

Because, Roadkill.

It’s articles like this that make me very glad that I do not give a flying fuck about New York City.

Not a BMW fan, so CP unless its a steal.

LOL! F*** the Warriors.

Range Rover has a stolen vehicle locator. If I saw it was being parked overnight off the lot, I'd activate it, and would have every right to.

You know you are looking at a new car when you head over to Autotrader and every dealer listing for these features the same stock photo.

These folks really got Bjorked out of their money.

WOW!

These guys are known shitheads on campus at UT.

Mustang was stolen. Had to be.

In high school, you could get a ticket to the crappy Astrodome outfield seats for...$1, for day games. And this was when they were actually good. Hot dogs were $1, soda $1, parking $4/carload. We went once a week, at least.

That's even worse, actually. Why the backpack hate?

True story. Albert Brooks was stuck in a long rental car line with me at the Oakland airport. We both decided we needed to join the Hertz elite club to get out of such lines.

There are legal repercussions if Nike misrepresented funds on SEC accounting filings, no?

Once you had a basic knowledge of cars, that show quickly became tedious. Callers were mostly grad students who described weird noises their cars made. Snooze.