Mister Miracle was pretentious trash.

Its a super-turbo charger!

This looks terrible.

Kickoffs into the air can be fair-catched, that’s why they try to hit the ground first.

Might want to clean up that puddle of vomit in the passenger floorboard. Just saying.

Turo should rename itself Carpimps and I bet it would do better.

Truth: I never read the Drew’s Media TakedownsTM! part of this column and I feel it flows much better without it.

Lol Enviros.

Draymond should accept a trade to the Rockets immediately, and let noted Durant-whisperer Carmelo Anthony take his place on the Warriors squad.

Dude needs to go back to college, work on his game.

Luc was literally afraid to drive to the basket in the GS series and got benched because of it. 

Ariza is terrible this year and makes $15 million...

Prolly started by some pot farmer.

The sequel was terrible. I'm out.

These seats are standard in the RAM 1500 Richard Rawlings Edition.

The real comedy comes when these Dems sell out all you liberals....again.

Rick Grimes’ Walking Dead Adventures Will Continue In Movies

the krugerrand might be overkill.

Sounds terrible.

I’ve told many Deadspin staffers to jump off a bridge. I see no crime in that.