Corvette Summer!

411 yards, 3TDs, haters.

See what happens when we replace the gear oil in this differential with cake batter!

They should make a book about how Cyborg is able to be on all the teams.

Criminal charges should be filed against the trainer(s). Perp walks have to happen with this.

How was Mark Worman not involved in this?

Bat burglar? 

Cats suck.

That's Burl Ives. Pete Seeger was a terrible singer who sounded like an actual hobo.

Blutarsky has to do better.

Wow, that red.

How parts are there to fix this? CP

I think that was a .338 caliper "rock" that went through those wheels.

I get it! This dude is some type of tweeter troll!

I thought snot-rocketing was a weapon only used against little brothers. Will revise spreadsheet.

It stuns me that there are still people in the world who don't know how to open the hood of their vehicle.

That car looks like someone shit in a bucket of paint.

It needs at least one wheel colored school bus yellow.

This guy has sucked for years

PFFFT. I've been driving here for 30 years and haven't died even once!