Is this a serious response? Are you seriously going to tell me that you posted this with the language as written, to Jezebel, and that the message is NOT “hooray for the continued existence of a place for women only!”

Any student would have to be out of their mind to return here. The world and job market is competitive enough, and things like paying off student loans hard enough without knowing if the institution you’re putting your faith in to help you work towards a successful future is going to disappear on a year-to-year basis.

I work in college admissions. Yes, these questions are asked but there is no way to prevent them from lying on their application. Background checks are not given for each application.

It's probably going to be the sweet and helpful but independent and occasionally reckless Tink that you see now in the direct to DVD/Netflix series. And yes, thanks to my toddler I have seen ALL of them.

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

I’ll hear nothing bad about Meryl and her choices.

OMG, I need to know whether “winning the breakup” is a thing because I’m having a breakup and I really think I’m winning but if it isn’t a thing, I probably should calm down about it.

Team Cheers will whoop Team Family Ties.

Congrats, you're an abusive parent. Showing your kid not to be violent by being violent? Excellent strategy. That poor baby boy, why do you think he hits, when you show him that hitting is appropriate? And shaking? How old is he? I've seen one too many kids with fucked up vision from being shaken. But I don't think…

But the purpose of getting them all at once to be protected from everything as soon as possible right? Getting vaccinated isn't pleasant, but like, measles and mumps are way less pleasant.

In addition to the outright anti-vaxxers, there's a school of thought that says kids get too many vaccinations all at once and spreading them out is safer. The wider medical community doesn't agree with it AT ALL but there you are.

People like you are the reason the rest of us need to be vaccinated at high numbers.

if kbell and dax have been doing couples therapy i am once again super impressed and inspired. what a healthy responsible choice for parents in such a unique situation.

Right? If these shitlords really looooved America, wouldn't they be more comfortable paying taxes? Wouldn't they find the state of this country's infrastructure, health systems, and public schools abhorrent?

I suspect many of these self-proclaimed "patriots" don't love actual America either. They're in lust with the idea of an all-powerful white Christian mecca.

I have so many nerdy memories of watching SNL during sleepovers in the 90's. In the morning we'd act out the sketches and videotape them. Drama club nerd heaven!

White people names.

Here is the thing (and I'm sure I'm about to piss a lot of people off, but I'm going to say it anyway): Both of my sons are autistic. They were autistic before they had their shots, and we saw signs before they were vaccinated. We vaccinated them anyway, because vaccines do not cause autism.