(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

I honestly don’t understand how, every week, this feature has so much negativity and anger in the comments.

That Metroid one’s brilliant

no, but only because I don’t want to. and because it isn’t worth trying to justify what i mean to someone that probably just wants to argue anyhow

People say they want innovation but when that actually happens they just go “eh gears of war will do.” personally as a lifelong MGS fan and general cynic of big budget fare, I’m stoked. Plenty of multiplayer battle royales out there for others already.

“It’s not all just about slowly walking while holding a bunch of FedEx boxes full of sperm and singing to a baby.”

Good review, but I’m disappointed that emulation quality and lag aren’t specifically addressed. There is literally nothing more important with this kind of product. Perhaps no news is good news, but that’s what most of us are here to find out.

“what are you high on ?” Always good to open a discussion with a passive aggressive insult.

that is so epic thank you for this i baried my son this morning XD #notmyfault...?

The way to gain access to the game is to have Randy do a magic trick for you.

...You don't have to be Japanese to adopt their console button terminology. 

What a great week!  Congrats to Neuroplastique and all the honorable mentions!

Uhh, no. Why should I ignore the fact that all of the other buttons are shapes, not letters?

well the PS1 launched in Japan in December of 1994, where it has always been known as the cross button, also the button that always cancels out of menus

MLJesus died on the cross button to forgive my heated gamer moments.

I'm nearing 30 so I feel this shit.

Nintendo seems to excel and not giving people what they want.  It drives me nuts.

If you don’t like having pride flags shoved in your face you should just git gud.

Dang It! I said I wanted Pilotwings, not Pilates Ring!

Literally her, Keanu and FF7R are the only things keeping me going instead of setting myself on fucking fire.