These cars won't see speeds where the drag and aero will be a huge deal. Sort of like the wing. They won't see enough speed where it'll produce any actual downforce for them (not on public streets).

They just look horrendous and offer little in the way of benefits.

Considering she hadn't changed pads all game, I'm not surprised things started getting through by the third period.

The whole time I was watching the 2nd video, I was like: "why are they arresting the dude? He didn't do anything wrong, he just rebuffed her advances, I don't understa...holy crap, that's the woman."

When she stood up, I thought "That must be the dude she was hitting on, why are they taking him away?"

Then I saw what appeared to be breasts and and I was all "Awwww hell nah."

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

You left out this: Sports blog sites twitter feed confirming it was a racist statement.
But don't worry, the same blog went back two hours later and scolded the rest of the internet for forming an incorrect narrative.

Mostly cosmetic, with slight suspension upgrades...called it.

He either loses as a hero or play long enough for others to see him as a villain.

Why does Dodge still make this!? Why would someone buy it over the Dart? Why!?

The Malibu Maxx.

I had a 95XP too! That shit was fun! Flying thru waves... good old times.

I agree! My 95XPs only have 85hp and are fun as hell! They tip the scale at less than 450lbs...I'm not sure I would want a 1000lb Jetski...

Nice. I had the same ski a while back, lightly modded (impeller, intake grate, thrust nozzle, sponsons). The holeshot was beyond nucking futz, to the point where if you didn't wear gloves it would shred your hands in no time flat. It would do 62-65 in flat water, but the real story was how it handled and how quick…

Arg. While that says "Jet Ski" on the side of it, that's not a damn jet ski, that's a wave runner. A wave runner is a personal watercraft that you sit down on (like a snowmobile). A jet ski is designed to be stood on, and the handlebars are on a swingarm.

I'm not sure how it happened but after I saw the first picture, this popped into my head.

I agree with your friends in the lovely town of Telluride. I live on the other side of the Continental Divide, and I too think you should root for the Broncos.

I don't care to read any of this on my favorite CAR site.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to daydreaming about what I'd do with a million dollars, a racetrack for a day, and an unlimited amount of tires.

2014 Mitsubishi Mirage. Cub weight, with manual trans, 1,973 lbs.

Hmmm. Tough call. I'd actually say 60/40 douchebag scale, leaning towards the driver. The biker (*snicker*) did ride back up to him for the sole purpose of yelling at him for a second time.