He's busy changing his pants color from white to brown.

It's quite likely that they own a BMW X6, and I hear those burn real good.

I hate to relish this, but his father's metal supply / fabrication facility in Burleson, TX, is nearly completely run out of business because of this, and it PUTS A GIGANTIC FUCKING SMILE ON MY GODDAMN FACE.

I'd like to be the first to comment that this is bullshit. Underage, 2nd degree murderous, DUI. The only box that wasn't checked was stolen car and dead hooker.

I look forward to the civil suits that will quickly remedy that "affluenza" for both him and his parents.

To the neighbor that lit this asshole's car on fire..

Supposed that it happened in the dead of the night, in a dormitory neighborhood and while everyone was righteously sleeping (except the mafiosi arsonists, that is - how do I know? 'cause I'm clever.), most probably the firefighters were called a little after 12:00, when the explosion of the tank triggered some car…

"...the car burns for more than 20 minutes before firefighters show up. That's some first-rate public service right there."

This would be good enough reason.

Guy Fieri is the physical manifestation of the smell of a bowling alley bathroom.

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Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

- Daddy, what do you do when you go to work?

Looks like Jesse is looking for a faster Crystal Ship...

What do you mean "tried"?

I saw exactly zero "bombing around" in that video. Zero.

A lovely shade of Pussy Indifferent Orange. For the guy with enough trim already.

I usually get chills when I hear an F1. I didn't with this one.