Looks like his car was pretty badly Bangled in the crash.

Is jalopnik turning into a mainstream media outlet? Please ask yourself this before posting videos with misleading titles trying to make things look worse than they are.

If an accident happens in Russia and no dash cam recorded it, did it really happen?

Hello part Explorer/part Toyota headlight design. WHAT ON GOD'S EARTH?!?!?

These. I hate these. It screws up the window lines, big time. There's no way they couldn't fit a full sized rear window into that door. Disappointing, especially because the GMT900 extended wheelbase SUV's didn't have this lazy accommodation.

rid of the lower reflector and it will look x10^6 better. gm can send me a paycheck in the mail.

I fixed it.

Well, at least we know how this guy got this far in life: the ability to convince yourself that your every action is right and good, the ability to blame a convenient Other for anything that goes wrong, and the ability to generate awesome amounts of head-scratching bullshit when the situation calls for some…

Bloggers ruin shit for everyone.

Only way to fix this situation is lots and lots of this...

I liked the white one better. Cleaner design.

Except for that other 95% of the video, where he passes no one. If he were properly utilizing it, when he went to overtake the slower van he might have saw other cars ducking back into the other lane, recognized the wrong way driver, and then been able to pull back in behind the van.

If he got it from Youtube he deserve props just for scrolling down into the boiling cesspool hell that is the comment section.

The damage the Toyota suffered is nothing compared to its driver's pants.

And the corner workers LEAP into action...

Even a standard spec C63 with the P31 package is the right amount of car. This should be the benchmark for all to follow. In the absence of a C63, a CTS-V will do.

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…