Doctor-Monkeypants
Dr. Monkeypants
Doctor-Monkeypants

I was thinking it sounded almost diesel-y...

edit: Never mind someone already said it.

No worries. It'll be fast. They know how to do fast. But the styling as a whole feels uninspired. The greenhouse could have come off a dozen different cars. The front end is corporate Ford. The rear feels like a hodgepodge of the expected and the borrowed. And the interior? The center stack is just a mess, but I do

Fair enough.

You're not Bob Cumberford.

You'll note there was a distinct lack of the usual "it's a slow piece of shit" in my and the other comments. Just that the styling is, for lack of a better word, meh. No need to get your feathers ruffled.

The should call it the Meh-stang.

Mustang finally joins the other 100% of performance cars that have had IRS for decades...

I still hate them, but at least now I have a historical point of reference to deride them from!

So, I saw something rather upseting on the news yesterday that made me rethink my stance on Francis... There was a story about child abuse at the hands of church officials and his response was along the lines of "we'll pray for the victims and their families."

Dude, Jade Rabbit would be an absolutely awesome name for a trophy truck! I hadn't even thought of that.

I like where you're coming from, but why not expand it to be "a true human being isn't supposed to judge another human being?" Morality doesn't need to be tied into any religion. Treat people as you hope to be treated, and all that.
That being said, on a bad day I can be as guilty as the next person of being a

Yeah. Thanks. I had a complete derp moment when I wrote that. I read Christian and wrote Christian instead of catholic... That bring said, he really does seem to be taking the job seriously and not just regurgitating the new, twisted dogma that everyone loves to use to alienate people that are different from them.

Exactly. I hope Francis is around long enough for his actions to leave a lasting effect on not just modern Christians, but humanity as whole. He is a beacon.

You win this round, Mr. Bond.

...because Jade Rabbit is a goddamn cool name.

Screw Alderaan. Bunch of peace loving sissies, if you ask me.

Actually, it's 2000 years of church doctrine, dogma, and too many other reasons to list that make Christians look like assholes. These guys are just the exposed point of the spear, so to say. I'm truly glad the new pope is actually attempting to direct the church back to the true values of Christianity. He's done more

How has this not been mentioned? HOW??

You know what I really (REALLY!) love about this car? The absolutely shitacular job of clearancing the body for the wheels. Just perfect! They apparently spent thousands on everything else, but it looks like they took a goddamn nibbler to the front bumper, and just whacked the driver's rear with a wood bat. Very well