Another title for the article could have been "In Defense Of Blatantly Obvious Clickbait."

How about "37 reasons to stop promoting this self-aggrandizing article"?

Dammit. You beat me to it.

Perhaps another alternate LEAD to the article (see what I did there?) could have said: Essentially nothing happened today, BUT IT WAS NOOKLEAR! E'RYBODY PANIC!!!

Obviously I did upset you because now you're putting words in my mouth. All I said was "handles poorly at high speed." Wanna know why I said that? Because I work on them and it's true. They're great cars on tracks like Streets of Willow, but they get real iffy as you get into triple digit speeds, like you do on Big…

Awww, did I upset you?

Not to mention that suddenly unbalancing a car that already handles poorly at high speeds can have dire consequences. Fail in 3... 2... 1...

Not to mention that suddenly unbalancing a car that already handles poorly at high speeds could have dire consequences. Fail.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Apparent number of fucks given by the owner.

I thought Ryan had been shut down?

I call shenanigans. How did that irregularly shaped boulder roll way out onto that narrow bridge?

I am fully aroused by this.

Coulda' just called this list "37 reasons we pray you won't switch to that better site >REDACTED< for your automotive news."

It's not THEIR population that the government is trying to attract. It's about attracting well heeled tourists. Travelling F1 fanatics are an incredible income source and very easily separated from their money.

Not ridiculously awesome. Somewhat interesting. At best.

He's not an asshole. He's a c-list troll, and you all took the bait.