We get it, you’re well endowed.

David, I had no idea you were such a hardened criminal.

Personally I don’t think speeding is the problem, it’s drivers who can’t properly handle the speeds they’re going. If you’re able to safely drive X speed and are a competent driver then you’re halfway there. Other drivers on the road are what should limit you because they’re unpredictable. I’m not condoning what he…

This is the less good/or at least tricky thing about modern technology. My first cars had 85 mph speedos, and it was an event to “bury the needle” - one which wasn’t something to maintain for extended runs. I still got in trouble for speeding, but it was at far lower rates, though I got one ticket for 85 in a 65. Now…

*Looks at the release year for the Kia Borrego*

The idea is that if the economy tanks SUVs will gather dust on lots as people downsize back to sedans, because people typically go small during a recession. See: Every recession.

Yup, you knew it was a bad sign when Hyundai was set to release their own behemoth-sized SUV.

There’s only one appropriate reply to this:

Those are good but not as good as a Porsche 911 GTS

Stay tuned...

Is it wrong that I want a “worst of 2018” list a bit more than “best of 2018”?

Why is it that craigslist ad photos are either so close they can’t get the entire car in the frame, or from an apartment window across the street like the car was a prop in Rear Window?

1) When it’s a private party sale and the owner has ZERO maintenance records. I know of no one who doesn’t stick their maintenance bills/records in the glovebox. If nothing’s there, I assume it’s because s/he’s hiding something.

If you want your whiskey cold and dry you would keep it in your fridge? And as far as I know no one keeps their whiskey in the fridge.

Instead of the stones, but a giant ice-cube silicone mold.  They will keep your drink very cold, dilute well (but not too fast), and aren’t expensive rock-cubes.

Dual zone AC was DEFINITELY invented by a married man...

Whiskey stones solve a problem nobody needs solved. Whiskey drinkers like it either neat, with a splash of water, or on the rocks (or part of a mixed drink). That’s an increasing order of wetness. Nobody really wants it cold and dry. They THINK they might, but not really.

YUP I know that feeling... If you do not dress down you are practically Michael Phelps backstroking in ball soup. As long as she is happy who cares if you have to dog paddle in your own musty nut water. She likes it “toasty...”

Mine is set around 70. Any warmer than that and SWASS is a distinct possibility in winter duds, an no one wants that. Truth be told, I’m too lazy to remove anything other than my hat and gloves in the winter when inside a car, hence the temperature setting.

There is no way anyone would see a return on this as an investment.