You know how you feel about people wearing non-spooky costumes on Halloween? That’s how I feel about any adult wearing any costume on Halloween. We’re both stick-in-the-mud assholes. Learning to accept that is the first step to getting better.

Counterpoint: anyone who is past, say 12 years old at the most, who dresses up in anything is a god damn weirdo

Not sure which applies best. Help me pick:

Jalopnik is a sister site to Kotaku, under the Gizmodo umbrella of sites. On all of these sites, just to drive traffic around and try to occasionally broaden readership, key highlighted stories are shared around. It is kind of hard to notice it, but they are always marked as “Shared from ...” If you’re not interested…

Sad commentary that the lawsuit isn’t for those injured or killed or suffered direct loss but for some entity that potentially lost money or will potentially lose money

Who makes the decision on where to crosspost shit?

Why the fuck is this shared to Kotaku? What the fuck does this have to do with video games? Who makes the decision on where to crosspost shit?

2019 is not going to be a very ... Ok forget that, I’m not doing this.

Or, alternatively: 

THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY LAST WEEK?!?!?

When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

For anyone with the extra cash, I can certainly think of worse things to spend it on than trading in toward a special edition console, but for Fortnite skins alone?!

Gamestop employee here. Legit had a dad trading in his two son’s switches for the fortnite ones. Tried to talk him out of it, but he said it was worth paying a hundred bucks each for the exclusive skins. I'm still confused.

Yep, this all checks out. He’s like the Ted Cruz of Canada, no one likes him, but the lemmings will vote for party over the man.

Same here kinda, I’m cross shopping a Manual Previa RWD with any current 7-seater offered for sale. I’m sold on it, wifey though, not so much.

That’s where you are wrong.

There is the problem. You assume people working at stealerships and politicians are rational and have a brain larger than a stunted peanut.

This is a case of faulty logic and going after something that isn’t a threat. Car dealers thing they are losing sales because people aren’t buying cars from them. These are collector cars, nobody is cross shopping a R34 skyline and a new Chevy Equinox.

As a guy with a beard I have to mention that facial hair is make-up for dudes and we should be more open about that. So let he willing to shave off his facial hair to reveal his actual jawline cast the first stone.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.