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I miss when Swamp Buggys drove road courses...

this is simply amazing.

It was not legal,

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

So the league gets stomped in court, then all of a sudden a “bombshell” report from the same media outlet that leaked completely fabricated information shows up 5 days later? Seems like pretty good timing.

That’s okay. For drifting, I’ll just clutch in...

Oh wait.

Nevermind.

Okay, I’ll power over.

4000lbs?

Okay, um... might be difficult. Tell me there’s at least some power!

600HP? Okay. That’ll do.

Wait... nannies I can’t turn off?

Last I heard (and it might have been in a Deadspin post), they are down significantly over the past several years as more and more people get rid of cable/satellite TV in favor of Netflix and such. Also, SportsCenter just doesn’t serve any purpose in the smartphone era where scores and highlights and news are all

Why the comma?

He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.

Well, if this tweet is correct, he’s linked to some pretty bad shit.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

Sounds like they won the darwin awards for 2015

It’s hard to tell from the video whether it was the outside or the inside of the corner.

Thank god they took the necessary precautions, roll cage -check, 6 point harness - check, nomex suit - check, helmet - check. Now in the event we go careening off the road at 100mph we might have a fighting chance of survival.

Sounds like they were standing on the outside of a high speed corner.

So, you wear Bell helmets?

11. For an extra $250,000, Bugatti will have someone at Molsheim remove the VW and Audi logos off your Bugatti parts with a rasp and file.

Exactly the high-quality, late-breaking, investigative reporting we’ve all come to expect from Jalopnik.

3 reasons to never pity Doug