Now that she has the jalopnik bump things will get easier for her, I expect.

That’s so cool!

The summer after high school graduation and my boyfriend was staying the night from out of town. He slept in the guest room and, in the morning, I went in and laid on top of the covers next to him (with the door left open, of course, because rules). Soon after, two or three of our cats also jumped on the bed.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

My mom and stepdad were hanging out with some friends whom I never met. Came home at curfew and smiled as they introduced us.

I won’t post the more horrifying stories for examples of me cutting ties but something light instead. My mother is a hippy/new age type and will try anything. We were at my brother’s basketball game and she leaned over and asked if she smelled like pee (which she did). Apparently she thought it’d be a good idea to…

How did you type that so well one-handed??

I fixed it for you, Patrick. I’m so excited!

Yeah, but notice that people didn’t want a 15 year old small truck. Automakers weren’t keeping the small trucks updated at all. Sure, I want a small truck, but I don’t want to pay 25k for a 1999 Ford Ranger, in 2015. If they made an effort, they could easily sell small trucks, if they had updated technology, fuel…

#3 is really a big one. “I can’t believe you can’t get a decent truck under $30K these days” is something I hear all the time. That’s because unlike your Accord or Camry, it has a massive V8, huge frame, 2x the raw materials, and possibly 17 cows of leather inside depending on the trim level. People think utility…

Besides, I’m going to challenge you on problem number four. You sound like you are trying to imply that we are victim of a large conspiracy to make us buy things we don’t want. Same arguments people here are often making about wagons vs crossovers. Automakers, like any other businesses, are reacting to market trends.…

It's more like rooting for syphillis.

All you needed was an 8-track player and a leather fringe jacket to make that the most `70s story ever.

“I will gladly eat every cheesesteak”

I am convinced, beyond a shadow of doubt, that the Eagles will never, ever win a Super Bowl. Not in my lifetime, not in anyone’s lifetime. They are destined to fail for eternity.

McCoy was outed as a lousy tipper before getting shipped away.

Is this a new wing or have I just not been paying attention well enough?

I am sure this was followed quickly by a second blowout.

As a parent of a toddler with a healthy appetite, “spectacular blowout” has a somewhat different meaning to me.