That’s one big ass hole. Wait, that’s not what I meant.

Okay, I heard that the car in front lost his engine and spilled oil onto the track, which the deceased driver ran over near the end of the back straight.

If you hit a tree, things have gone horribly, horribly wrong. There aren't any trees inside the barriers.

Lots of things we do are dangerous. People should be able to risk it if they want (provided the park makes clear how dangerous it is).

what the fuck are you talking about?

“Might be some of the tank world’s B-team” wasn’t specific to India. If you do have more information on the world-leading tank capabilities of the Mongolian Ground Forces, however, we’d love to hear about it.

“What are thoooooose?”

The world is full of teens armed

It’s a fair question, Mike.

“What are thoooooose?”

I don’t think I would’ve written a check for a vehicle I knew to be a fraud. Let Mecum sue you and advertise the fact that they can lie to you about a car they’re auctioning. See what that does for their future business.

Note to self: Don’t use Mecum auctions.

My God, the damn guy was right.

1. From Wikipedia: Minnesota is known as The Land of 10,000 Lakes and officially there are 11,842 lakes more than ten acres (40,000 m²) in size. The prevalence of lakes has generated many repeat names.
   

I nearly cracked my spleen in 4 places from laughter reading this article!

You know what’s funny? 10,000 lakes and 4.2 million mosquitoes is only 420 mosquitoes per lake.

It continues to amaze me that some customers think that people who professionally make coffee drinks don’t know how to make coffee drinks. Like a barista doesn’t know how to make a cappuccino?

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”