@$kaycog: heh. "butt"

@RandomArt: I tried to convince my dad (ex rally driver) of the importance of sending me to rally school. Didn't seem to work though :(

@IAC 97 XJ: I have one. I also have the Micro Machines Slot Car foldout, but alas, the rubber tires haven't aged well, and it's now like trying to drive on hockey pucks.

@rlong: I agree, the dab- and oppo- stuff needs to end.

@Clown Shoe Pilot: Essentially, yes. Really oddly worded article for sure.

@evoCS: I don't have that problem, and considering the Evo is more of a dude magnet than a chick magnet... I dunno if I'll need to worry for a while, haha.

@evoCS: I tend to drive LESS aggressively so I'm not "that" guy with an Evo, lol.

@Straight6er: Reduced bro Edition: Ahh... Then you'd have the cheaters doing R&D off the books. But I agree, this banning innovation direction really sucks.

@ingolstadt: Ah, the conundrum of bigger = safer :P

@LandofMinos. So stupid, he makes the Seppos look like a computer.: that.... was AWESOME.

Quickest car I've driven? It's a toss-up between my stock Evo, or a Galant VR-4 that runs 13.7's

@fizzer: very nice, haha.

@Achieve: Hahaha. Glad someone else abuses their kitchen :)

@MazdaMania: Too bad GT5 isn't a simulator, and it doesn't have any extra "feel" over Forza. Both games don't feel like driving a real car, but IMO, Forza feels less like I'm driving a chunk of plastic around.

@McMike: You must have been Driven over the edge...

@Dan122186: Good thing I wasn't the first to notice this.

@MacGyver1138: commencing facepalm... now. I have no idea how I missed that, maybe I just expected it to not be at the bottom of the list. :(

You forgot the Mach 5.

@Whack-A-mole: is it wrong that I instantly though "The color on his shoes is swapped!" ?

@loyter: Would anyone be on Jalopnik if they have not hooned?