I am dumber for reading this post, but not anywhere as dumb as GunFlame for having written it...

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

Wing Walkers don't have seatbelts; just really sticky shoes...

Wow, Pan Am...

Vintage!

As a former BMW'er (GTI now!!!) I don't resemble that remark...

She, "Fasten Your Seatbelt!"

WW, "I Willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll..."

Your logic is flawed, human.

"and, since in this case its fuel tanks were almost empty. It'd soon sink out of sight."

You assume two things incorrectly, IMHO.

1) Empty tanks are buoyant, not heavy; they would float not sink.

2) The tanks are still sealed after the crash for the fuel to remain in the tanks; if the tanks…

Dude, everyone who doesn't believe in chemtrails knows that chemtrails only affect those who believe in them...

Muhahahahahahahahahahah!

SPHERES! More Spaceships need to be Spheres.

The shape packs highest volume of innards most efficiently vs outside surface area, which is key for ships that end up in space battles...

I want to make a Spherical ship for Star Citizen to show off the potential...

1) Server Farms can be scaled up and down, machine by machine as needed, which would would have worked excellently here, like every other First Day / Week / Month of a game's release.

1) Server Farms can be scaled up and down, machine by machine as needed, which would would have worked excellently here, like every other First Day / Week / Month of a game's release.

But, why don't MULTIBILLION DOLLAR GAMING COMPANIES have enough servers in the first place?!?

2) I say we stop Pre-Ordering games: all of…

Yes, we need a Control, like maybe Putin Shirtless on a Horse placed on another 30 mobile billboards to see how many accidents he causes...

I for one (Male Gamer) see a very small percentage of Mouth Breathing, Never Had a Kiss / Date / Relationship, Don't Shower, Chew with Mouth Open, Lifetime Gamer, Junk Food Addicted, Mindless Apes (Sorry to the real Apes) killing the industry and making those who love it and work in it, want to leave forever.

We need…

Well, Canada (Brits and Indians really; Canada started in 1867) beat the Americans in the War of 1812.

We were attacked on Canadian Soil, repulsed the attack and fought back to Washington DC, where we burnt down the White House...

I for one, never understood or was afflicted by (Parking) Garage Pron...

"The fact that they've remained so secretive over the years should instantly throw up some red flags."

Riiiight... I guess you don't work in an industry where non-disclosure is the norm, rather than sending out press releases when the lead programmer farts after lunch.

If "they" have a new way to do things and it s…

Only 2 Cars? What is the other, a Stretch Limo?!?

Some people love to Troll, but you set then straight. (I hope!)

Ugly? Please.

Go buy a car more plain, without lines or shapes that go beyond boring and live the mundane life you seem to seek; if this is any indication...

Not your usual quality, run out of Meds?

Why yes, I do own a Stage 2.5 '06 GTI, with both doors still attached. Why are you asking that?