Your life must be... uneventful.

Your Virtual First World Problem is small, young Jedi...

...My Multiplayer Warping / Stutter issue beats that hands down.

Getting a response to a hidden test starts the slippery slope of trying to correctly read the intentions and thought processes behind them...

For example, leaving a cup of anything you didn't ask for may also be a sign of strength and dominance, which sounds pretty important for some jobs like Management or Outside…

Me thinks the uber wide use of the word Hipster is 100x more per day than the number of actual hipsters on the planet...

Weird, but it seems to be Hip to blame Hipsters for anything...

No one is laughing at Goat Simulator now, are they?

Goat Sim was just ahead of it's time...

Hipster? lol Nice try...

It is truly amazing how many defend a bad title on a bad article by trying to slam me for something or another...

But hey, go ahead. I don't get out much and appreciate the company... lol

No problem, I am here all week. Tip your Waitress!

Depends on how many Fans at the Game, and how many Dogs have Car Keys...

That is how we talk up here, its called dialect. So, not apologizing for that, especially to the local self appointed Grammar Nazi...

I would suggest a better diet, if nothing else to improve your... disposition.

You got me there... lol

Well, Mr Fong, if they provided a grammar checker as well, we would all look like Scholars, even the so called wannabe pretentious know-nothings like myself...

Heh Heh, have to appreciate the late, great Bill Hicks!

Wow, I click on a link at io9.com and end up here...


Isn't that confusing. Either way, my post (above) stands!

Haven't read this article because the Inaccurate Title throws me off!

1) You don't know what I know... (seriously!)
2) I doubt there is any Shit in Gatorade, let alone it being full of it

I know Charlie is reposting this article but try and use your combined editorial experience to do a better job. Like many here, I am…

"It's difficult because if it gets hot then the bear overheats me, but if it rains or there's any moisture in the air then it gets heavier and harder to carry."

They don't ScotchGuard in the UK?

If that is the case XKR and you are above that, why does your post sound so smug?

It is okay if you don't get it, just don't flaunt that you don't get it...

Very Wide, Much Tail...

Multplayer!