You say to replace “the white stuff” with snow, but how is that going to work off the sink in a Miami nightclub? Instagram models noses would get too cold.

After months of hyping him for the midterms, now begins Splinter’s political assassination campaign against Beto for the high crime of Not Being Bernie.

HAHAHAHAH!!! Kill that motherfucker...at the polls.

Kreuger, like this website, is bush league.