he doesn’t need probation or counseling, he needs a doctor - dude was clearly having a stroke.

Are you?

Are you?

Right? I can’t tell what floor of sarcasm tower some of the responses to the original comment live on. I think most of them are in on the joke? But definitely not all of them.

Typical millennial

Wait, is this one sarcasm too? Now I’m confused.

Don’t get trolled so easily. Are YOU new around here?!

I want to print this entire thread out, frame it, and hang it up across from my shitter as a reminder of why we do it when I’m making dick jokes at 2am.

That dude was serious too huh?

this is gold-tier kinja.

Boy everyone’s sarcasm detector must be off..... notsomethingstructural is a veteran commenter haha

What difference does that make I’m looking for responsible journalism

He’s already Optimus Dime!

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

OH MY GOD I FORGOT I FORGOT I FORGOT I FORGOT I’M GOING HOME EARLY

I had to call and ask them to do this the first time, and they said I could also just write “apply to principal” on my checks. You definitely want to look at your balances and double check this because Navient recently got in trouble for applying payments incorrectly. More info here: http://twocents.lifehacker.com/make…

whoa. how do I make sure my loan provider(s) are applying my extra $/month paid correctly?