Things the helpful woman wrote in her post:

The writers cut off the quotation, which would have provided some usuful context. Ellie had three topics to discuss: nationalism vs. allegiance to religion. the importance of moral/ethical/religious wavelengths, and whether or not Vinny was going to be able to recapture his 1998 form and finally get the Jets back to…

“Yea, yeah, all I really called in to say is screw Kenny Rogers. I know it’s been two years, but a walk-off walk? Get outta heeya!”

“Go Mets!”

Ellie, before knowing they’d moved to the next caller

All radio call-ins should be subjected to heightened scrutiny and forced medication.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

It was a weird time, the Dixie Chicks were almost forcibly deported

How do you squeeze juice? With your hands?

POURING THINGS IS HARD SOMETIMES

My favorite is them saying that it is less messy to use a machine. Because when I typically pour myself a glass of juice, the liquid gets everywhere. The counter top. My shirt. My fucking eyes.

This is my favourite excerpt.

Local Commentariat Complains About Soft Ribbing Billionaire Recieved for Stupid Comments

“Take that for data!” needs to be- probably already has been- memed within an inch of its life.

Look at this fucking hoopster.

If the earth were flat this ball would have been foul.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.